Healthcare Advocacy Gifts

"Help! I need another rubber band!"

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Who Are We Kidding?

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"Sir, a customer is trying to use their insurance to pay for medicine to save their dying child."

'Don't worry... you can't afford to be sick.'

'We misdiagnosed his case. However, we're offering a full refund of medical costs to his next of kin.'

A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

"After reviewing your credit history, I'm going to refer you to a specialist in Mexico."

Trial by Media

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Gun laws US

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"We need a union!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."