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'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Preventive medicine.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Alternative Medicine.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Thank you."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

The Farmer Sutra.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

The New Age Dentist.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Acupuncture clinic

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

Alternative medicine

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."