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Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Acupuncture clinic

The Farmer Sutra.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Alternative Medicine.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

The New Age Dentist.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'How is the detox going?'

Books or Junk Food.

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Alternative medicine

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'