Holistic Health Seekers Prints

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Alternative Medicine.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

The New Age Dentist.

Acupuncture clinic

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

The Farmer Sutra.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

Books or Junk Food.

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'How is the detox going?'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Alternative medicine

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."