Holistic Health Seeker Prints

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Acupuncture clinic