Healthy Life Seeker Prints

"At 80, being upwardly mobile means climbing the stairs without having to catch your breath."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"You call that complementary!?!"

Cures for the void.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Laughter Therapy.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'