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What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

New Age Store.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.