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Obesity problems in the UK.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

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"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"You call that complementary!?!"

Cures for the void.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.