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'Be sure to ask about side effects'

Worried too much/Worried too little

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

"It's mostly penny weight."

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

'Should we include something about carbs?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Dreams I have had...

Exercise Bars

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."