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"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Dreams I have had...

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Tunnel of TV

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Cures for the void.

Laughter Therapy.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Books or Junk Food.

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Deposit phones here