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Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers.

"You talk too much!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

Dreams I have had...

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cures for the void.