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'How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?'

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

No more bingo wings.

Easy to follow diet plan.

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

A choice of sandwiches

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'I've put my days of overeating behind me - now I'm here to work it off.'

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

Would you have anything for a head-ache?

'Sometimes I think it's called 'The Club' because they hit me over the head with body guilt.'

'How's the diet coming?'

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

"Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew!"

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Why is it always what's wrong with me and never what's right with me?'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Your weight second opinion.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."

Exercise Bars

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'I'm sorry, I thought I wanted a double cheeseburger with fries, but I've been informed I really feel like a garden salad.'

Glaucoma: Blessing or Curse?

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

No use being self-conscious

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.