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'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'These health magazines conflict on this issue- whick do you suggest I buy?'

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

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'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

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Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.