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'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

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'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"You call that complementary!?!"

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

"I'm recommending a more balanced diet."

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

No use being self-conscious

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'How is the detox going?'

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'