Health Advice Seeker Mugs

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'These health magazines conflict on this issue- whick do you suggest I buy?'

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

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'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'