Health Seeker Mugs

'How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?'

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

I'm a vegan triathlete

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

Easy to follow diet plan.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No more bingo wings.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Why is it always what's wrong with me and never what's right with me?'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Your weight second opinion.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Would you have anything for a head-ache?

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

A choice of sandwiches

'I've put my days of overeating behind me - now I'm here to work it off.'

'Sometimes I think it's called 'The Club' because they hit me over the head with body guilt.'

'How's the diet coming?'

"Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew!"

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

'I'm sorry, I thought I wanted a double cheeseburger with fries, but I've been informed I really feel like a garden salad.'

Exercise Bars

"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Spa. The fitness trainer said I've been letting it hang out for too long to just tuck it back in.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

No use being self-conscious

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Glaucoma: Blessing or Curse?