Healthiness Seeker Pillows

Obesity problems in the UK.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Exercise Bars

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"You call that complementary!?!"

Cures for the void.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem