Health Awareness Supporters Gifts

'Know what? I can't be arsed.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

AIDS prevention

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I tried it at home...'

Vaccine passport required

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Valentine's day 2021