Heart Health Awareness Supporters Gifts

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Roasted Peppers

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Safe driver.

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

'Angiogram.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'The Angina Monologues'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"It's a cause close to my heart."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

A Cardiac Arrest

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

An Ace of Hearts going in for a check-up.

Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

Pacemaker Payments.

Wearing face masks correctly

'Hey, be happy that isn't your EKG.'

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

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