Heart Health Conscious Gifts

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Running

Wash your hands

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Roasted Peppers

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Safe driver.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."