Heart Health Conscious Gifts

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Running

Wash your hands

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Roasted Peppers

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Safe driver.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."