Heart Health Awareness Gifts

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Roasted Peppers

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'