World Heart Day Gifts

Safe driver.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Wash your hands

Cuba applauds its doctors

Drinking Companions

AIDS prevention

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Coronavirus

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

Coronovirus dreams

Pucker up!

An apple a day!

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'The obesity epidemic is GREAT. If it carries on then in another TEN years I'll be AVERAGE weight!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'How's the new pacemaker.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

'Please be patient. The Doctor will see you as soon as possible. Thank you.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.