Lonely Heart Day Gifts

Drinking Companions

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Safe driver.

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Coronovirus dreams

Snub Marine

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Love on the slopes

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Plenty of fish"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

Boyfriend Shirt, Boyfriend Jeans. . . Boyfriend.

A jester surrounded with love hearts

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Looking For Love.

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

"When you're single, you're neither loved nor hated."

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.