Lonely Heart Day Gifts

Drinking Companions

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Safe driver.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Coronovirus dreams

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Love on the slopes

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Snub Marine

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Plenty of fish"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

Boyfriend Shirt, Boyfriend Jeans. . . Boyfriend.

A jester surrounded with love hearts

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

Looking For Love.

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

"When you're single, you're neither loved nor hated."

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'