Lonely Hearts Club Enthusiast Gifts

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

La Table

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Dancing at the Clubs.

ONE HORSE TOWN

"The club scene is really changing."

Drinking Companions

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Snub Marine

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Plenty of fish"

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

'Forget it, they're gay.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Nerd night at the club.