Lonely Hearts Clubber Gifts

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

ONE HORSE TOWN

The Walk of Shame

Drinking Companions

His master's chill-out album

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Gorgeous Groovers.

Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Snub Marine

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Plenty of fish"

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

Explorers Club

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

"You're gonna love this place."

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"That's very deep house."

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.