Lonely Hearts Clubber T-Shirts

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

The Walk of Shame

Drinking Companions

Gorgeous Groovers.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Snub Marine

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Plenty of fish"

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Explorers Club

"You're gonna love this place."

"That's very deep house."

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.