Lonely Heart Club T-Shirts

"I could really use some mail companionship."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Drinking Companions

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Snub Marine

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Plenty of fish"

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."