Lonely Heart Club Pillows

"I could really use some mail companionship."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Drinking Companions

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Snub Marine

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Plenty of fish"

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."