Lonely Heart Pillows

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

"Plenty of fish"

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

Monday is indeterminate species night.

'Over five thousand friends, and not one remembered my birthday.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

"A works outing is pretty dull when you're self-employed."

An old man in an hourglass filled with hearts

ONE HORSE TOWN

Drinking Companions

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Love on the slopes

Snub Marine

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

A jester surrounded with love hearts

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'