Lonely Hearts T-Shirts

"She's a black faced Suffolk, but I call her Stephanie."

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Drinking Companions

Desert Planet

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Snub Marine

Love on the slopes

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Plenty of fish"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

A jester surrounded with love hearts

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

'I love watching the wind blow thru your ear.'

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."