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"She's a black faced Suffolk, but I call her Stephanie."

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Drinking Companions

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Love on the slopes

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Snub Marine

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Plenty of fish"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

A jester surrounded with love hearts

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'