Heavenly Clubber Gifts

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

A man plays golf by the sea

The Walk of Shame

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Basketball Halo

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Explorers Club

"That's very deep house."

Neanderthal Golf.

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'Sudden death?'

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golf Sale

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Golfers' Heaven

"Your name's not on the covid immunity list so you can't come in!"

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'