"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"
Heavenly Gambler Gifts
Looking for a gift for your heavenly gambler? Celebrate their love of gambling with humorous and thoughtful products that combine luck, divinity, and a dash of mischief. Ideal for those who enjoy a bit of risk with a celestial flair, these items make memorable gifts for friends and family who thrive on the thrill of the game while keeping things light and fun.
-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!
December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.
Jenga!!!
'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'
"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."
Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...
'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'
STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll
'Will you make the final table?'
"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."
I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?
Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.
Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.
European Space Agency.
"I got the idea from a pair of dice."
Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.
'Sudden death?'
"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."
Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.
'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'
'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'
'What number is the hymn 'All things bright and beautiful'?'
A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.
He dropped ten quid.
Golfers' Heaven
Golf Sale
'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'
"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."
Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.
Billy strip: dad doesn't get to shuffle the horses.
Golfing Gods.
Angel playing disk golf with his halo
'No, I DON'T want to make a side bet on the spelling test!'
'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'
Heavenly Gambler Gifts Collection
Heavenly Gambler Mugs
Explore our range of heavenly gambler mugs to find the perfect everyday lucky charm that brings a smile with every sip.
Heavenly Gambler Pillows
Brighten up their space with heavenly gambler pillows—comfortable, fun, and full of luck-inspired charm.
Heavenly Gambler Prints
Decorate their walls with our divine gambling art prints—perfect for fans of celestial luck and playful design.
Heavenly Gambler T-Shirts
Find humorous and stylish heavenly gambler t-shirts designed for those who love a bit of divine luck with their fashion statement.