Genetic Gambler Gifts

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Doctor's poker.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

The world at stake...

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Aggressive investing.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

European Space Agency.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

Boris Johnson and the Stock Market

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Do I get partial credit?