Life Gambler Gifts

The scary thing about the game of life is that there's no betting limit.

Work/Life Balance

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Doctor's poker.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Children.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

The world at stake...

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

European Space Agency.

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Wedding Coin Tosser

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

Career.

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