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Work/Life Balance

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Doctor's poker.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Children.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

The world at stake...

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

European Space Agency.

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Wedding Coin Tosser

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

Career.

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'

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