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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Dog in casino.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

You are here.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Free Range Employees.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Responsibility and duties

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The Corporate Rat.

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

Business-Class.