Office Gambler T-Shirts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

You are here.

Dog in casino.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Business-Class.

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'