Office Gambling Guru T-Shirts

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Dog in casino.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Tonto Casino.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"It's lotto fever."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Unnatural Selection.

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'