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Card players play with huge mirrors behind their opponents cards to see their hands.

'I can't see a damn thing -- can you tell me what I've got?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

-Are you working, hambone? -Of course I am, do you think picking winners is childs play?

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Dog in casino.

'Oh yeh, Trev's still trying to scratch a living.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Tonto Casino.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Doctor's poker.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'm all in.'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'Will you make the final table?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'