Gambling Gurus T-Shirts

V sign - "No national lottery played here today"

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...

Essex computer.