Gambling Gurus Mugs

Armstrong is doping the girls on Team Caffeine with Sadie Cohen saliva? Slips it into their cocoa. The team hasn't lost in months. They're monsters. Do you realize what this means? Well I suppose I do grasp the full implications. We should bet on the team. I've contacted a bookie.

Mon - Fri. 8 - 5. Sat. - Sun. 10 - 3. I wonder why the odds change on weekends.

V sign - "No national lottery played here today"

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Dog in casino.

Computer games

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dummies Books.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Essex computer.