Love Gamblers Gifts

Wedding Coin Tosser

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Gambling on office building construction

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

An affair to remember.

'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Inventing the roulette wheel.

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

Slug roulette.

'-and make sure you back one to lose THAT shirt on!'

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

"Psst ... it's your bookie."

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"