Love Gamblers Gifts

Wedding Coin Tosser

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Gambling on office building construction

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

An affair to remember.

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

"Psst ... it's your bookie."

Slug roulette.

'-and make sure you back one to lose THAT shirt on!'

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"