Culinary Gambler Gifts

Bet and Breakfast.

Little league world series of poker.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"What do you recommend today?"

Doctor's poker.

Stand back - while I whip something up

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'Twas the night after Christmas.

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

The Toast Hunter

'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

"My husband said I should try a cookbook when I'm cooking! But I don't think it will taste any better!"

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

"I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure."

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."