Dessert Gambler Gifts

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

Today's special... donuts.

Little league world series of poker.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Dessert

"What do you recommend today?"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Dogs and Cake

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Baking

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.