Snack Gambler Gifts

Little league world series of poker.

Tartine

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Honest Vending

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Love is when you watch television together.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."