Snack Gambler Prints

Little league world series of poker.

Tartine

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Love is when you watch television together.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Goal!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'