Culinary Gambler Prints

Bet and Breakfast.

Little league world series of poker.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"What do you recommend today?"

Doctor's poker.

Stand back - while I whip something up

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'Twas the night after Christmas.

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

The Toast Hunter

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

"My husband said I should try a cookbook when I'm cooking! But I don't think it will taste any better!"

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

'The Science Channel's started a new quiz show -- 'The Carbon-Dating Game.''

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."

"I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure."