Genetic Gambler Pillows

Add a touch of science-inspired whimsy to their space with plush pillows featuring clever genetic jokes—comfort and humor for anyone fascinated by the randomness of DNA.

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"I got the idea from a pair of dice." mockup

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

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'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.' mockup

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

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''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?' mockup

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade." mockup

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold. mockup

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

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'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...' mockup

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

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Doctor's poker.

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"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media." mockup

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

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"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives." mockup

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

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Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'. mockup

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

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Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand... mockup

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

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The world at stake...

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STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll mockup

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

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Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

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'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.' mockup

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

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'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

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"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains." mockup

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

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I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers? mockup

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

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'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.' mockup

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

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Aggressive investing.

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Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market. mockup

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

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European Space Agency.

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"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment." mockup

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

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Boris Johnson and the Stock Market mockup

Boris Johnson and the Stock Market

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Bought Low, Sold Lower.

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"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual." mockup

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

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'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.' mockup

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

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'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!' mockup

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

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Impulse Investors Welcomed.

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'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?' mockup

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

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"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second." mockup

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

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'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?' mockup

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

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Do I get partial credit?

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Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.' mockup

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

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'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.'

'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.' mockup

'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.'

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Genetic Gambler Pillows Collection

Genetic Gambler Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for genetic gamblers—bring fun and science together with designs that celebrate DNA’s unpredictability.

Genetic Gambler Prints

Browse our prints crafted for science enthusiasts—celebrate the wonder of genetics with posters and art that turn DNA into decor.

Genetic Gambler T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts for the genetic gambler—highlighting their passion for science and love of clever, DNA-inspired humor.