Angelic Gambler Gifts

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

Angel Romance

Social Networking in Heaven.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"