Angelic Gambler Pillows

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

Angel Romance

Spring Break!

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'They were all out of wings.'