Angelic Financier Pillows

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Angel playing music

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'