Angelic Financier Pillows

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'